BREAKING: POLITICAL PARTY NUMBER 256 IS MORE CORRUPT THAN POLITICAL PARTY 21

It has recently come to our attention the fact that political party number 256 smells really bad and was trafficking with the selling of 'fabes con almejes', and also they are ugly. Nothing to do in comparison with political party number 21, who is very handsome and pretty and also plays basketball very good (forgetting the fact that they trafficked with 'potaje de garbanzos' 10 years ago but that was some other people in charge. This clearly indicates that we need to vote again to choose a minister of legum affairs.

30 people killed in "conflict" in a country that is not ours

To be fair, who cares they probably deserved it anyways lmao. Oh wait i gotta reach 200 words for my article to be posted! well... lore ipsum lore ipsum lore ipsum lore ipsum lore ipsum lore ipsum lore ipsum lore ipsum lore ipsum lore ipsum lore ipsum lore ipsum lore ipsum lore ipsum lore ipsum lore ipsum lore ipsum lore ipsum lore ipsum lore ipsum

1 IMMIGRANT SKIPPING IN LINE IN A LOCAL SUPERMARKET

Last saturday, an immigrant from 'other country number 20 (ew)' skipped in line in a local respectable supermaket chain. This incident affected 30 nationals that were waiting in line like outstanding citizens. This is the 14th incident in this last 10 years and clearly signifies that we need only ordered people coming to our country. 'What is going to be next, farting in public? local grandma says.